posted 56 minutes ago



The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

posted 16 hours ago


in 3rd grade on valentine’s day we had to write the name of someone we loved very much in a heart and we hung the hearts up around the classroom and everyone wrote “mom” or “dad” or “grandma” etc you know like relatives and then you get to mine which was the last in the row and it says in bold letters USHER

posted 16 hours ago


I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it

posted 16 hours ago

(Source: barack-obottm)

posted 20 hours ago


To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog)

posted 20 hours ago


Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird


posted 4 days ago

Pretty Little Liars as a horror movie

posted 4 days ago




I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(Source: memewhore)

posted 4 days ago


My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos image

posted 4 days ago


me graduating

(Source: jingledink)

posted 5 days ago


current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world


posted 5 days ago




I didn’t know nash grier was in a horror game

why did you do this? why? he’s a good being, sure hes made his mistakes, but how dare you compare freddy to this monstrosity. smh 

I was about to slap someone

posted 5 days ago



standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

posted 5 days ago


hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

posted 5 days ago