posted 22 hours ago

quackenbuschlight:

hauntedpamplemousse:

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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it’s on my dash yet again

jesus christ it’s back

posted 22 hours ago

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

posted 23 hours ago

"…Ugh, rough landing."

(Source: hyliansword)

posted 23 hours ago

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama)

posted 23 hours ago

notwifi:

when you have a sub and they try to teach the class

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(Source: notwifi)

posted 23 hours ago

saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

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(Source: saddestblogger)

posted 23 hours ago

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

posted 23 hours ago

(Source: mstrkrftz)

posted 23 hours ago

baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

(Source: eggyolk1)

posted 23 hours ago

cokeproblem:

When you accidentally open the front camera and you look hot

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posted 23 hours ago

biblefag:

me on the first day of school

posted 23 hours ago

the-mythical-sass-quatch:

flirting with strangers like

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posted 23 hours ago

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)

posted 23 hours ago

sophadilliac:

zayniepaynie:

those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them

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#beliebers

posted 23 hours ago

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

(Source: doantshavedicks420)